A joke
A shy chinese boy and an English girl are falling in love. One day they made a long-distant call,
the boy said " Whenever I think of you, My DD is becoming excited...".
" Who is your DD? " his English girlfriend asked.
"Oh, DD is my ' little brother' ...." he was blushing
" Does his excited means he loves me more than you do?( teasing) Come on, why not send him to me?"
" Passing out..."
" Who? You or him?"
" Me, but I don't know what he is doing under my trousers."

